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So, I had to make up a my own constellation and mythology to go with it for my astronomy class. I wrote mine at like 2 o'clock in the morning yesterday. Thus there are a lot of spelling mistakes and things that probably don't make too much sense. So anyways, by keeping that in mind, here it is:

My constellation, Jack, is a long ago forgotten American Idol winner. Jack has his hands raised in appreciation of his winning. The story goes that Jack was sitting home alone when he got a call from his Aunt's, College Roommate's, Dog Groomer. The groomer told Jack about this singing competition and that he should enter because he could not sing and Jack should make a fool of himself in front of national TV. Jack of course accepted the offer and went to tryout. There he met Ryan Starr, (a hot contestant turned star that now lives on Jack's belt) and the judges. Simone Cowell an obnoxious judge that tells it like it is, only to a greater degree, now lives on the bottom left foot of Jack, you see Jack is stepping on him.

Randy Jackson is in another star that is in one of Jack's hands. Randy was a supporter of Jack early on and therefore helped him to be successful. Paula Abdul, also a supporter of jack lives on this belt as well. Jack was constantly criticized from Simon about his singing abilities, or should I say, inabilities. Randy and Paula, who both happen to be tone deaf, just did not believe the criticism dished out by Simon.

Regardless of Simon's objections, Randy and Paula pushed Jack through to the next level, Hollywood. America loved Jack as well. Not for his signing ability, because when he came on everybody just muted the TV, which is where the great Mute constellation comes in, but that is a different story. Let us just say he is a mime mistaking Draco's tail as a rope. Anyways, America kept voting him in for his crazy dance moves and personality. The executives at Fox, henceforth known as "The Man" were very puzzled, and even thought about rigging the polls to get rid of Jack. "The Man"� of course was stupid because Jack was making them money, but they let their personal feelings get in the way of business. Something that you should never do, according to the Donald, who lives in the apprentice constellation, which is the "most beautiful and best constellation in all of the sky."� Anyways, suffice it to say, the Apprentice constellation is in debt.

Where were we? Oh, yeah, so Jack became known as the Jack-Of-All-Trades. Because that was his job, he executed stock trades on the New York Stock Exchange floor. Therefore, Jack was climbing and climbing to higher levels in the American Idol contest.

When at the last episode, Jack won. He decided to take Ryan Starr as his princess and put her on his belt. We will not go there. Let us just say he did the same thing with Paula Abdul, except for the princess thing, and put her on his belt as well. Simon Cowell became so furious that he kicked Jack in the butt right up into the sky. In defiance, Cowell also kicked "The Man"� up into the sky as well. They just happened to land under Jack's foot, so Jack was able to stick it to "The Man,"� except he did not have a stick, so he used his foot. Anyways, long story short, (Editor's Note: Too late), Jack was so happy about winning he started performing his special dance for all to see forever and ever. Thus, the famous dance called Jumping Jack was created.