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So, my brother and I found this old, dusty, weird train. It was right in the middle of our city. It was in a large old multi-story building. We have something super secret that we don't want anybody to know about, so we decided to store it in this old train. We started up the train and for some reason we were standing on the tracks. It started coming straight for us. We were running around on the tracks trying to escape it until it took a quick turn and just missed us. Anybody ever ride Thunder Mountain Railroad at Disneyland or Disneyworld? Exactly. It was quite possible the most terrifying experience I have ever had. (Not the ride, the train chasing me on the track.)

So finally we got the train stopped and lowered it down on the train elevator to the basement. (I didn't know those existed.) We unhooked the passenger cars, stored away our booty...I mean our items and brought the train back up to the ground floor.

Then, my brother and I got an idea? Why not start a passenger train service for our city and surrounding ones. We could make a little money, and provide a much needed service. Well, we couldn't use the passenger, box cars; they were, uh, being utilized. So we opted to just use the open cars, convertible style. We stuck a bunch of freight on the end and began our service.

People are stupid.

Nobody listens to authority anymore. They don't follow rules or keep order. I mean, we had the train moving, and one Woman and her little kid started jumping from car to car. I couldn't believe it. What is wrong with people?

Then, I woke up.